Tabs Dark Chocolate Squares (1 Box) - 60% Cocoa with Epimedium and Maca Root - Vegetarian and Gluten-Free

Alright, imagine this: You're sitting in your dimly lit bedroom, wearing your snazziest robe, and you're feeling adventurous. You've got this sex chocolate bar in your hand, and the anticipation is building. You take a bite, and boom! It's like a chocolatey lightning bolt surging through your senses. Let me tell ya, this stuff is not your grandma's cocoa. It's like Willy Wonka took a trip to the red-light district and came back with a naughty secret recipe. Forget about just melting in your mouth; this chocolate makes you melt all over. I'll be honest, I was a little skeptical at first. I mean, chocolate and sex? What could possibly go wrong? But let me assure you, it's like a comedy duo that just clicked. They say laughter is the best aphrodisiac, but let me tell you, this sex chocolate gives laughter a run for its money. The packaging alone is enough to make you blush. It's like a hidden treasure wrapped in a silky, seductive cloak. You feel like you're about to embark on an adventure, like Indiana Jones searching for the Holy Grail of cocoa delights. And when you finally open it, it's like a chorus of angels singing a heavenly melody. Except these angels have a naughty sense of humor. Now, the taste. Oh boy, the taste. It's like a chocolate symphony playing all the right notes. It's smooth, rich, and velvety, just like that deep voice you'd hear in a romantic comedy narrating your love life. Every bite is a rollercoaster of pleasure, with flavors that'll make your taste buds tango like they're on a date with Ryan Gosling. But here's the real kicker: It's not just about the chocolate itself. This bar is like a comedy show in your mouth. It's got these little surprises hidden inside, like popping candy that'll make your tongue do a stand-up routine. I couldn't stop laughing while savoring each bite. It's like the chocolate itself has a sense of humor and knows how to tickle your funny bone. Now, a word of caution: This sex chocolate is not for the faint of heart or the weak of laughter. If you're easily embarrassed or have a serious case of the giggles, you might want to stick to the regular stuff. But if you're up for an adventure that'll leave you in stitches and bliss, then grab a bar of this bad boy and let the laughter and pleasure commence! So there you have it, folks! This sex chocolate bar is like a comedy club in your mouth, serving up hilariously delicious treats. It's chocolate that'll make you scream with laughter and pleasure at the same time. Grab a bar, enjoy the ride, and remember to keep it funny, folks!

Doesn’t work at all!!!!! The dark chocolate flavor it’s really strong And it’s a waste of money do not buy it unless you want to throw your money away, I would love to have a refund.

Didn’t really enjoy it and to be honest it didn’t work for me. I wouldn’t recommend it. Trash.

First of all, I was very excited to try out this product to see what difference it had on my boyfriend and I. We were both very intrigued by the hype over this chocolate. We had somewhat of high expectations. For starters, the chocolate was $40 plus tax for 3 pieces that are supposed to be split between you and your partner. So roughly, $13 a pop. That is SO expensive! The box was nice and high quality but that is not what we came here to review. When it arrived in the mail, the chocolate was melted and the ice pack wasn’t even the slightest bit cold due to the warm Vegas weather. Thankfully, the pieces of chocolate came in little wrappers so it didn’t get everywhere. Taking it immediately out of the fridge, my partner and I split a piece (or what looked like two halves of the deformed piece of chocolate). The initial taste wasn’t bad. It just tasted like regular dark chocolate with a bit of something like a grit texture. It wasn’t very smooth chocolate. But the aftertaste! Whole different ballgame. We swished our mouths with water and lemonades, even had a cookie or two trying to get the aftertaste out of our mouths. It. Was. TERRIBLE! And the we waited… and waited… and waited… for something, anything to happen or feel different. Nothing changed. We waited hours for this stuff to kick in and we felt nothing different. We ended up just watching YouTube and having a game night. We will never be buying these chocolates again! Terrible taste. Terrible price. Terrible decision. Do not make the same mistake I did.

Honestly it didn’t work for me it just tasted like dark chocolate but I’m not mad about it just upset about the priced I paid. Maybe for someone else it’s be more effective or if they gave more than 3 squares it’d be worth it

Title will be explained towards the end. I read some reviews of people complaining this did not work. But it seemed as though people were expecting this to work the way viagra does. It does NOT. This chocolate is meant to enhance the feelings of doing the deed while doing the deed. People who complained said they waited for it to kick in but it sounds as though they ended up not being frisky with their partner at all that night. Not even to give it a try. You can feel the effects of the chocolate once you’ve started being intimate with you partner (after 30 minutes as stated on the packaging) and let me just say that it is the best feeling ever. My boyfriend and I were losing our minds because of how amazing it felt. We could not believe what we were feeling. This is where the explaination to the title is. The only thing that we personally thought was bad was that it made you sensitivity really intense to the point where it became painful. The product increases blood flow which made my boyfriend VERY erect and me VERY sensitive. My boyfriend said it was honestly kinda of painful being that way because he’d never been that way before. Neither of us could finish, even after multiple near arrivals, due to the intensity of the chocolate which became frustrating for the both of us. As for taste, personally, I’m not a fan of dark chocolate so it wasn’t amazing. My boyfriend, though, thought it tasted pretty alright. Take all of this information as you will. I would recommend this product if you want to enhance your bedroom experience, but beware that you may become very sensitive due to its effects. An amazing sensation, not so amazing ability to release your pleasure if you know what I mean.

I’ve seen a lot of reviews complaining about the chocolate being melted, it not working, and the chocolate tasting bad, so I want to clear up some confusion. 1. Melt issue: Through Amazon, your package should be delivered with a uline cold pack, but you’re ordering chocolate to be delivered. Obviously you can’t let it stay outside all day. Have it delivered on a day you know you have the freedom to bring in a package once it arrives if it’s spring or summer. 2. “It’s not working”. Although this definitely isn’t a placebo affect, aphrodisiacs aren’t “cure alls”. If you or your wife/fiance/girlfriend/etc. had a rough day and you’re just in a bad mood, it’s not going to work. My fiancé and I used it on a night we were already feeling kinda frisky, and I swear by my lord and savior it was one of the best nights (if not the best) we have ever had. But not every body is wired the same. Don’t disparage the company if it doesn’t work the first time because it even says on the flap that covers the chocolate “effects may be subtle the first few experiences” with the expiration date. 3. “It tastes bad”. You’re buying chocolate that makes you horny. You can’t expect it to taste like the world’s best chocolate. If anything it should be a green flag that it’s not just regular chocolate and it might actually do something for you. Besides I saw someone say it was “bitter”. Try to understand that normally dark chocolate isn’t super sweet because it holds a higher cacao percentage, making it a little more bitter. To summarize: This chocolate only works (I mean REALLY works) if you want it to. And if it doesn’t the first try or two, don’t get impatient. Don't leave a bad review if it’s melted cause you are (hopefully) an adult. You know the weather conditions around you. If it’s truly melted the second it arrives at your door and you didn’t receive any “running late” notifications (because that’s Amazon’s or whoever is shipping it’s fault), THEN you can take a video of the time, time it was delivered, and melted chocolate. I truly hope for the best! Like I said it worked wonders for me and my fiancé, so obviously I highly recommend this product!

My wife and I decided to try this out for Valentine’s Day, and the only reason I’m writing this the night of Valentine’s is because it was so good I had to leave a review immediately. We already don’t need a lot of help getting in the mood but we wanted to try this for the sensitivity and what ever else it may cause. The box says that it is a supplement not a drug so the 2nd or 3rd time taking is more intense but even just the first one was already pretty effective! We can’t wait to try the others and order more in hopes it is even better! We get 3 “squares” which are shared in two even triangles, so we get a run for our money. I was definitely skeptical spending that much just for some chocolate that is supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but I’d say it was well spent for an enjoyable experience and a couple more to boot. I’d recommend it if you have trouble or need a boost, or even if you don’t and just want it to be a little spicier between you and your partner. Very satisfying ;)