Crystal Hot Sce 6 Oz

Packaged well no broken bottles

I sometimes use deodorant, you know, <whispers> down below </whispers> to keep my self dry on those hot summer days. (Remember those?). Ooh what a mistake. While at first I relished the tangy fragrance and the initially refreshing feeling I soon realised that this product was not for me. I guess I'm not man enough for this particular product and will have to abandon its use. I suppose I can sell the remaining 23 bottles on that famous on-line auction site.

Look, this stuff is useless as a deodorant, completely ineffective, don't even try it if you're on your way to work. OTOH, I've gotta say that while I may regret doing this later, right now the endorphins are AWESOME. I haven't had this much unplanned fun since I bought that long-handled spring-loaded shoe horn.Dang.