

Buy Eroscillatorยฎ 2 Plus with Ultra Soft Finger Tipโข (purple) (1 pack of 4 attachments with 7 heads) on desertcart.com โ FREE SHIPPING on qualified orders Review: Jesus... - This thing was developed by the Gods and given to us mere mortals to show us the true powers they posses on Mt. Olympus. I've seen reviews, watched videos of people talking about how this thing is "ok", or it's a "slow buildup" to orgasm... Nice try... This thing almost caused my wife to snap her spine in half within 45-60 seconds, on the MID setting. Wouldn't have taken much longer on the lowest setting. And for some reason, she wasn't overly sensitive after the orgasm, which meant I could just keep going. We changed an attachment after each climax... and each one was more powerful than the last. She put a damn hole in the drywall, people... and that is NOT an exaggeration. I have a freakin HOLE IN MY WALL ABOVE THE HEADBOARD. The Angels cry when this quiet, yet gently powerful bolt of lightning gets turned on, for they know the rapture is close. I've been married 20 years, and we have tried MANY devices, but nothing has ever had this type of guttural, demonic reaction that my wife allowed to spew forth from her vocal cords. Her body shook as if we were in a 10.0 earthquake, the lights dimmed, and pretty sure she caused a volcano to erupt. The closest thing we've ever used that has come close to this monster, is the Hitachi "Magic" Wand... and my wife threw that in the trash last night after she had me use this witchcraft on her. Best thing I've ever purchased... we are going to use it again tonight... Review: I loved it so much that I LITERALLY CRIED when it ... - My first eroscillator lasted TEN YEARS. TEN. A decade! I loved it so much that I LITERALLY CRIED when it died. SO I bought another one. Expensive? Yes. Worth it? I thought so. It died. Within a month. Am I some kind of crazy intense intimacy machine? Nope. I barely used it. But the stupid thing just stopped working one day. So I bought another one. And the second one DID THE SAME EXACT THING. I am pissed. Before now I sang the praises of the eroscillator but now I'm just disgusted with your company, your customer service, the entire thing. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT.
| Brand | Eroscillator |
| Customer Reviews | 3.6 out of 5 stars 17 Reviews |
| Product Care Instructions | Hand Wash |
| UPC | 858797005018 |
| Unit Count | 1.00 Count |
M**N
Jesus...
This thing was developed by the Gods and given to us mere mortals to show us the true powers they posses on Mt. Olympus. I've seen reviews, watched videos of people talking about how this thing is "ok", or it's a "slow buildup" to orgasm... Nice try... This thing almost caused my wife to snap her spine in half within 45-60 seconds, on the MID setting. Wouldn't have taken much longer on the lowest setting. And for some reason, she wasn't overly sensitive after the orgasm, which meant I could just keep going. We changed an attachment after each climax... and each one was more powerful than the last. She put a damn hole in the drywall, people... and that is NOT an exaggeration. I have a freakin HOLE IN MY WALL ABOVE THE HEADBOARD. The Angels cry when this quiet, yet gently powerful bolt of lightning gets turned on, for they know the rapture is close. I've been married 20 years, and we have tried MANY devices, but nothing has ever had this type of guttural, demonic reaction that my wife allowed to spew forth from her vocal cords. Her body shook as if we were in a 10.0 earthquake, the lights dimmed, and pretty sure she caused a volcano to erupt. The closest thing we've ever used that has come close to this monster, is the Hitachi "Magic" Wand... and my wife threw that in the trash last night after she had me use this witchcraft on her. Best thing I've ever purchased... we are going to use it again tonight...
K**S
I loved it so much that I LITERALLY CRIED when it ...
My first eroscillator lasted TEN YEARS. TEN. A decade! I loved it so much that I LITERALLY CRIED when it died. SO I bought another one. Expensive? Yes. Worth it? I thought so. It died. Within a month. Am I some kind of crazy intense intimacy machine? Nope. I barely used it. But the stupid thing just stopped working one day. So I bought another one. And the second one DID THE SAME EXACT THING. I am pissed. Before now I sang the praises of the eroscillator but now I'm just disgusted with your company, your customer service, the entire thing. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT.
V**Y
My first one lasted 3 years. Ordered replacement. Worthwhile investment!
One of the major non-sexy, but more practical pros is that it doesn't run on batteries. Big plus for the environment, I loved my little buzzer-style vibes, but the battery replacement was a literal and figurative turn-off. The cord length is quite generous, so you can relax just about anywhere there's an electrical outlet. It's got very few actual settings, so if you require more speed/intensity options, this isn't for you. That being said, the change-able heads and attachments will aid in addressing both penetrative-touch as well as topical-touch, so I feel this sex toy crosses all nuances of hetero, bi, LG, queer, trans, binary, cis, fluid, straight, etc. I had my first Eroscillator for a little over 3 years. Bought it on Amazon in Dec. 2016 and it died last night. I gave that first one a lot of attention and often for 30 to 60 minutes of near-constant usage, on an at least once-a-week basis. Seriously potent little motor. I'm really hoping the quality has stayed the same over the 3 years when my replacement arrives in a couple of days. Seriously worthwhile investment. For years, I used to buy $25 buzzer-style vibrating bullets from Adam & Eve or Extreme Restraints, but they rarely lasted a 8-12 months with my sort of usage and I hated the amount of batteries it used. The Eroscillator is a solid instrument that allows for serious or short play, alone or with someone.
M**7
You haven't really lived if you haven't used this.
Second time I bought one of these (purple wasn't an option when I bought my first one) it lasted about 8 years (would have lasted longer if my apartment hadn't burnt down). I tried a more traditional vibrator from fun factory because I fondly remembered the sinnflut from years ago (even if I did kill it in about 2 years) and I was really disappointed, like I didn't realize how spoiled I'd become, so I bought this one which means I now have access to the marshmallow attachment. For me the 'top' model had more attachments then I'd ever used so this was a little more appropriate for me (stuck mostly to the cup and the spoon attachments previously). The 12" cord can be a little annoying but it's also a great feature, the mobility it allows for is incredible, recently picked up a hitachi for actual massage purposes and 6" feels like a super short leash in comparison. This is easy to use with a partner because of how focused the attachments are.
F**I
Not worth the money
This does give a different "feeling" compared to vibrations, but just a bit steep in price without a wow factor.
K**H
Product arrived in damaged box
The product package looked like it was stored in mildew area storage as it looked like a package that got dried up and wet then left to store for a long time.....it might not have working product and this cannot be returned
J**Y
My wife was very disappointed with its function
Save your money and buy a magic wond. My wife was very disappointed with its function.
R**O
Piece of garbage
Literally died 3 seconds after plugging it in... WAY too expensive to have something like that happen
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